Thursday, October 13, 2011

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore wedding rings stoke divorce rumours - The Vancouver Sun

We get it, Ashton Kutcher. We've read your last Tweet (and we all completed kindergarten): "When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME."

But the rumours about Kutcher and Demi Moore's split after six years of marriage still persist, the couple still hasn't officially commented on the situation -- and until they do, the tabloids are just going to continue doing what they do best: assuming things in as creative a fashion as possible. You dig corny word-games, @aplusk? Well, rearrange those letters and "ASSUME" becomes "AMUSES" so easily.

Sometimes those assumptions suggest something warm and fuzzy and positive, after all. TMZ nabbed some photos of Kutcher flashing his wedding ring while leaving a motorcycle dealership in Hollywood yesterday, suggesting he and Moore are still together, if only living on different coasts and weathering rumours of divorce and infidelity.

But then, you can only assume so much with jewelry. Over at RadarOnline, they report that both Kutcher and Moore have kept rings on it -- but only because theyre trying to keep their split quiet.

RadarOnline also has one of the more recent crumbs of break-up goss. Moore and Kutcher arguably enjoy more fame on Twitter than they do on any other entertainment platform -- Kutcher has nearly 7.8 million followers and Moore has roughly 4 million. And after taking a peek at whom each star follows on the site -- which is easy enough for anyone to do -- RadarOnline claims that Kutcher had unfollowed Moore as of press time -- rendering her as poor and insignificant as one of the countless spambots who beg the Two and a Half Men star to RT their links to buy discounted Cialis.

RadarOnline also claims that because Kutcher appears so high on Moore's list of follows, she must have Twitter-divorced Kutcher at some point, as well -- only to re-add him recently, thus placing him within the last 20 follows on the page. Or, maybe Twitter has just been acting funny recently. (Fail Whale: would you care to comment?)

Either way, we'll all be following both of them closely to see whether they eventually comment on the situation -- or just post another link to a Public Enemy track. (We could so use an office dance break today.)

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